sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

imagine if gollum turned back into smeagol at the end of lord of the rings and became tumblr’s new sopping wet meow meow tumblr sexyman. that’s what happened with ice king

actually it’s funny cause in universe everyone wanted simon. additionally all ice king had to do was shave and everyone was down bad for him.

can you imagine if that was true of gollum. Like he just puts some pants on and everyone in middle earth is lining up to gollum on his one ring til he smeagols

midnightinjapan:

mclennonyaoi:

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

catchymemes:

heathxledger:

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

dowereallyneedthis:

the “I believe in abortion only in extreme situations” people (especially women) truly baffle me because I genuinely consider “a human has another human growing inside of them and does not want to” to be a very extreme situation. to me that feels so deeply like an extreme emergency situation. I know this has been said before but it’s incredible to me that this does not feel innately horrifying and “extreme” to everyone.

boysmell-uwu:

I found this gif and had to add audio to it

disteal:

disteal:

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

Rly felt compelled to capture this before bed

antiobjecttaskforce:

cinna-bunnie:

transexuality:

im cain and im abel

the brothers

the brother

cain here. just like you to know that its still “the brothers”. please don’t lie

podcastwizard:

rivertigo:

makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

you just don’t get this kind of stuff on twitter

feuerfranc:

kemeeley:

nyquilnap:

my man went for it

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

sacrificial-blade:

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

antiobjecttaskforce:

loathsome-little-creature:

autism2009:

zazzedcoffee:

Horsie

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it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

Old folks home? I’m dying in battle 😡😡😡😡

somethingusefulfromflorida:

cop-disliker69:

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

notemily:

moreglitter:

Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants

The diagram:

The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around “purchase”

minmos:

it has to be so crazy being a baby snake and eating for the first time. like youre a newborn baby all alone in the world never done anything and then you see a mouse and youre like. LOL. and then you pwn that guy